MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
idk why i am laughing so hard at this
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.